Arsenal stars change the game #RainbowLaces (x)
dammit, Ive always hated Arsenal (I’m a Man U fan) and now i kinda have to like them a little bit.
I have masturbated 7 times in the past 9 hours and Im not nearly close to being done for the day. I need to start eating salt peter or something, there is something seriously wrong with my libido.
ive also been busting my ass working during those 9 hours, so at least my day hasnt been entirely wasted. (before you ask, because i work from home and thus answer to no one and frequently dont wear pants, and yes, i wash my hands when im done, i dont wanna spread my seed o’er the nation via envelopes and flat rate shipping boxes).
I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK
I feel like a legend.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
I have waited for this all my life.
the fact the some misguided kid out there thinks that this is what the 90s were like, particularly for punks, is both hilarious and tragic.
These hit the blunts tweets 😂😂💀
and then my brain imploded
guys what if
THIS IS THE WORLD WHERE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS RUN BLOGS ABOUT US
I LIKE THIS WORLD.
in this world you can drive like everywhere i’m so jealous
Best $1.85 I have ever spent.
i need this
im dying from all the cute. that smile in the last gif slays me. this is the most adorable dog ever.