So, that’s a spider made out of scissors.
You are seriously so fucking sexy. I feel a twinge of guilt because I have a boyfriend, but I can't help but get wet at the thought of being with you and him watching. The watersports thing just sent me into a tizzy. Yes. All kinds of yes.
Im very VERY flattered, despite not knowing who you are or what you look like! Im glad you liked the post! And, if youre guy ever decides he wants to be cuckolded, feel free to let me know! Im an exhibitionist, among many many other things, so Im all for being watched!
Who is your favorite author and why?
i could never ever pick just one, i love books in general, and im a voracious reader. that being said, im currently reading american gods by neil gaiman.for the first time and loving it. i got into him because of the sandman graphic novels and the book he wrote with terry pratchett, good omens.
Are you afraid of anything, if so, what?
losing all my teeth, heights, the outdoors, chalk/chalk related stuff/the word chalk/ things that feel chalky, and stuff with fingernails freaks me out a bit
How old were you when you started smoking?
i smoked my first cigarette when i was 6 years old
Who's your most favorite superhero ever and why?
as much as i love comics, i dont really read a lot of superhero books. i do love batman, and deadpool. but my favorite books have been stuff like the boys, crossed, transmetropolitan, fables, the dark tower, etc.
What would you do if you met a vampire?
i dno. probably ask a lot of historical questions (the specifics would depend on how long the vamp had been around). and then hire a personal trainer so i could get all sexy and pretty before demanding the vamp make me eternally youthful.
What's your most favorite type of undies for a girl to wear?
boyshorts, lacy hipsters, anything sheer mesh, harness stuff, things with decorative cut outs, vintage/50s styled lingerie
Do you pee in the shower?
anyone who says they dont or havent is a fucking liar. plus, im into watersports, and the shower is the most convenient place to engage is that sort of thing without ruining beds and carpets, so yeah. ive peed in a lot of showers.
You're being sent to a deserted island for 10 years. You are only allowed to bring three things with you. What three things would you bring?
acoustic guitar, my pitbull, a ten year supply of cigarettes
What's the most awkward sex moment you've ever had?
ive had 2 girls cum so hard they shit. a girl cum so hard she farted right up my nose. 2 different girls accidentally shit on me (and i dont mean a little collateral damage like from ill timed anal, i mean a lot of shit, straight up ON me, i wanted to burn the affected area off), ive drunkenly fallen asleep while a guy was giving me head, once a girl, while we both were drunk, gagged on me, threw up into her mouth, then swallowed it, and kept going, and didnt tell me anything until after it was all over (she was a trooper). then, like the drunken asshole i am, i had her smell her own parts, and cackled like a cartoon witch because her lady bits smelled like whiskey puke. that was a fun 4th of july. i had a guy who id gone to high school with corner me in the bathroom of the burger king he was working at, lock the door and forcibly try to give me head, im sure theres looooads more, you dont rack up my numbers without more than a few bloopers backing your highlight reel. but that should be enough to sate curiosity, and make ya laugh.
just was going through my tumblr inbox, deleting tons of old conversations and stuff, and found a BUNCH of anon asks i didnt realize i had. i think they were meant for an answer video or some such thing at one point? i dno. but anyone, im gonna answer em now.
Evolution of the Batman Logo